A Mum's Guide to Glaisdale

Pork Pies, Pubs, and Plenty of Countryside

As a busy mum of three, I'll admit that Glaisdale, North Yorkshire isn't exactly the most happening place on the map. But you know what they say - sometimes the sleepiest little villages have the biggest surprises.

The Glaisdale Essentials

We recently spent some time exploring Glaisdale, and I've since discovered that this quaint little viilage has a few must-visit spots that make it well worth a visit, even for city-dwelling mums.

Ah, Glaisdale – a village where even city-dwelling mamas can find solace in the countryside and pork pies aplenty! Let me introduce you to the Glaisdale Essentials, guaranteed to make your visit memorable and your taste buds tingle.

First on the list is the Glaisdale Butcher, where the owner's smile is as big as his sausages (no innuendo intended, I promise). This place is the Holy Grail of pork pies, so delectable they'll make you reconsider your life choices. Seriously, if you don't stop by for a bite, you're missing out on a taste of heaven. Plus, they're the perfect fuel for our countryside escapades – just try not to get too distracted by the picturesque scenery while you munch away.

Now, let's talk about the Arncliffe Arms – aka, the oasis of refreshment conveniently located a stone's throw from the train station. After a day of frolicking through the rolling hills, this pub is a beacon of hope for weary travellers and dessert enthusiasts alike. The kids will squeal with delight at the sight of the dessert selection, while us adults can sink into the cosy embrace of its rustic charm. It's like stepping into a hug but with the added bonus of delicious treats and maybe a pint or two.

Exploring the Great Outdoors

Ah, the real star of the show in Glaisdale isn't just the pork pies or the cosy pubs – it's the jaw-dropping natural scenery that surrounds us like a giant, green hug. And what better way to soak it all in than with a leisurely stroll from Glaisdale to the nearby village of Lealholm?

Picture yourself traipsing through farmer's fields, mud squelching underfoot, as you dodge puddles like a seasoned pro while your kids are giggling like a bunch of school kids as they can resist playing Peppa Pig, squelch through muddy puddles not giving two hoots about the dirty laundry they’re creating! Yes, we're those silly souls who tackle this adventure even when it's slippery, muddy, and the cows are giving us side-eye like, "Are you folks for real, you didn’t think wellies would be a good idea?" But hey, where's the fun without a little muck and mischief?

Starting from Beggers Bridge, legend has it that this historic stone bridge, gracefully arching over the River Esk, was the brainchild of a lovesick lad named Thomas Ferris. His heart, yearning to be with his sweetheart on the other side, drove him to build this marvel in the 17th century. Talk about grand gestures!

Up the road and past the station you’ll find the Arncliffe Arms, you can take the road off to the right, Upper Under Hill. Halfway you might be able to spot a sneakly hidden public footway opposite Anglers View. This quaint road will lead you to a footway through enchanting woods past an angelic water mill. Keep following the paths through the woods and fields until you reach Rake Lane ford and viaduct – trust me, the views are worth every muddy step.

A Whimsical Tale

But here's where the adventure takes a whimsical turn: the old Paddy Waddles Railway station. Now, you won't find this on any official maps because, well, it never actually existed. Yep, it's the stuff of local legend – a proposed railway line that never saw the light of day, likely named after someone with a delightfully whimsical name like Paddy Waddle.

Despite its non-existence, remnants and tales of the Paddy Waddles Railway linger like whispers in the wind. Vintage station signs and other artefacts from the failed project still dot the countryside, adding a touch of mystery to your countryside jaunt.

So, while you can't hop aboard the Paddy Waddles Express, you can embark on a treasure hunt of sorts, scouring the landscape for traces of this quirky piece of local lore. It's like a real-life game of hide-and-seek, except instead of hiding behind trees, you're searching for clues about a railway that never was.

A discovery awaits around every bend – perhaps a hidden waterfall or a patch of wildflowers dancing in the breeze. Every step is a testament to the beauty of the Esk Valley countryside and a reminder of why we fell in love with this enchanting corner of the world.

So, lace up those walking boots, children can grab their wellies, pack a picnic with room for a pork pie, and get ready for a countryside adventure that's equal parts whimsy and wonder, embark on a journey that's as romantic as it is rejuvenating. Because in Glaisdale, every bridge tells a story, every step leads to a new adventure, and even the imaginary railways have a story to tell.

We've also spent a lot of time working our way down the northeast side, exploring the countryside and coast. The views are simply stunning, and we've discovered so many hidden gems along the way. The fresh air, the friendly locals, and the endless opportunities for outdoor adventure make Glaisdale a pretty special place to visit.